the weekend, semi-summarised.

another one of me & beetch's LOL maths period. the amazing Things Flying Off The Tables event thing. being so bored we started making up random shit over the oh-so-important math notes.

we are bored part I.
hello my name is Celine Chalhoub
. i'm asian
. i'm short
. I'm 16 years old
. i love keyne
. i suck
the last part was then had a bit of a 'make over' from keyne=
. i like to suck big indians
no offence to indians. its just an inside joke.

then the one from my beetch=
hello my name is Keyne
. aka kiki
. aka sucking machine
. aka moody machine
. i suck small philippinos
again, no offence to philippinos. sorry if i spelt that wrong too. another of our many, many inside jokes.
. i'm asian
. i'm short
wtf. she must've been blind that day.
. i'm almost 17
. i love Celine more than Josh
. i can be indian

but these are still not enough. oh, no. we were still mega bored.

We are bored part II

Chinko-ey
Earplugs
Limbo
Indian
No boobs
Erotic

Cheap
Hungry
Anaesthetic
Lame
Horny (;
Orang-utan-like
Usuck
Bald

which are all very, very nice descriptions of her. but no, she was angry. so she had her revenge.

Ketchup
Earwaxy
- Y cup boobs
Nosey pooey bestfriend
Enourmous

Kinky
Orgasm
Slut
Asshole
Suckful
Indian
Hentai

we loled for a year.


then period 5, blablabla, then suddenly its the end of school, ready for the weekend.okay. Big Bikkie #3 Time. twiin backed out of it at the last minute (I HATE YOU FOREVER BIATCH) so it was only me and beetch getting ready in the toilets (ahm), and then we went outside and josh and chris was already there.

walked around ham east, didnt bother going to all the nearby dairys. we walked all the way halfway down to the hamilton gardens probably. then we finally saw a dairy, and went in, but the BigBikkie price there was $3.2o, instead of its usual 3 bucks in the dairy we usually go to. so we walked all the way back and the boys were just OHSOHUNGRY and they couldnt wait any longer so we had a stop at McD's.

after their 'feed' we continued our way to the usual dairy, coz i still havent got my Big Bikkie )= grrrrr. so we got there, and finally, FINALLY, we got a BigBikkie each. after that we were all just quiet and enjoying it. me and beetch were TRYING so hard to ask the boys a seriuos question, but of course, them being boys, they took it in the most unserious way possible. i got more answers out when i talked to that power pole. walked back to my house, coz i actually told mum i'll be back at like 3.3o- - and it was almost 5. got home finally, the boys went home, beetch stayed for awhile then she got picked up too, and the weekend officially began.

the period is almost over so i'm gonna quickly summarise the rest of my weekend.


i had no plans at all actually, and i actually ACTUALLY planned to be nerding like my twin x] i even wrote down on my DIARY 0= the shit i need to get done this weekend. ended up NOT doing any of them, ha ha ha.- -

saturday, Sleeping In Plan worked. got up at 12, and mum didnt even get angry x] oh happy days. after making Mi Goreng i decided to start on my photography work and take photos of my sister, but then beetch texted that she was going biking, and can she just drop by my house? (well she ended up 'dropping by' for 4 hours, but never mind). so she came and we just talked and walked to the warehouse and went to be little asian hobos on my neighbour's driveway. and also taking photos with us posing right in the middle of the street. (a bus went past)

for more information, ask me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. we got more looks that day than my whole lifetime, probably.

then at 5.3o she went home. then i lowed the mawn. (another inside joke). then i watched TV, blabla, all tired etc.

next day. sunday, planned to do the Sleeping In Plan Part II. failed this time. mum told me to go to church with my siblings coz they're in the choir, and they're singing today. tried to get out of it but it was highly impossible. so in the end i gave in, and woke up at a Ridiculously Early Time = 8.45.



tbc