1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?

please, please google 'family guy season 5 episode 1O = 'peter's two dads'' and omgg, i looked this up yesterday at josh's house (fast internet, teeheeheehee) and i loled for a year.

"you are mmhhh hhmm.. going on mmhh hhmm..."

hahahahah shit son. love love family guy (:

anyway. yesterday i gapped to josh's house. waited for the Silverdale Direct bus that came right on time, but LEFT ME THERE, the whole bus full of st johns loling at me. ESPECIALLY NICO, grrr. stupid impatient bus driver ; he could've waited for like 3 more seconds and i would've gotten on. AARGGHH. but anyway, the Silverdale #2 bus came not long after and me, twin, akino + anna and blabla went on it. but since Josh was heavily loling at me in the car, me and twiin decided to have our revenge (: and told him the bus wasnt there yet. he fully fell for it, the noob.

so i imagined he was really surprised when he saw the Silverdale #2 bus pull up at the transport centre, even though we were still on the phone, me telling him "maybe i should start walking, or crawling ? or maybe i cant go after all. omgg, where is this fucking bus" etc etc. HA HA HA AH AHAA. and i got to hit Nico for dissing me. so HA HA.


planning another 'escape'ish today. right after the bell goes me and twin (probably) shall quickly walk to the warehouse, where we'll probably meet Josh along the way. then Josh will try to find a stryofoam / ploystirene stuff there, and go to my house and do his Bottle Modelling stuff.

oh and congratulations to him. Josh earned the name of josh the explorer on 271OO9.
good boy. (:

now the party don't start till i walk in


town escape on friday went amazingly well. except for the fact that mum came home an hour early and caught me and twin waiting for the town bus outside my house. that was LOL. but i didnt do anything cuz if i tried to justify myself by explaining to her in great lengths why i was at the bustop, it'll be obvious i was there for the wrong reasons. so i just pretended like it was the normalest thing in the world, to be waiting for the town bus with my twin after school. i was tempted to look and wave at my mum, but i didnt.

got to town, townbus was pretty filled with school kids. some of the asians there were dayym*. got to town, and apparently Josh and Ricardo were hanging at the Whare-Haus-Ay. cracked me and twin up, even though Josh didnt get the joke. NOOB. anyway, went to korean hair place, where Nico was getting his haircut and the salon owner had this cute as white dog named Coco, probably. it was SO cute. Josh claimed i was 'teasing' it, because i kept coming to it as if i was gonna pat it, but backed away out of scaredness in the last minute. ha ha, poor dog.

btw, just wanna say this. so funny, my balldate fully didnt say/do anything when he saw me there, haha, it was as if he didnt even know me, LOL. that also cracked me up.

anyway. suddenly a huge group of st john guys came towards us, with jae at the front with a mega angry face. then they started quarelling about some shit i still dont understand to this day. i got scared and gapped inside to play with the dog again. after that we went to get something to eat, then just walked around until we came back to the salon to get Josh's hair done. but since it was 5.3O already me and twin had to go. so we left, and bla bla.


stayed home on saturday and sunday. played quite alot of PS2 games, lol. then on monday i went out again.

planned to watch the Final destination 3D with josh at chartwell. so he came to my house earlier to play some PS2 stuff first, then we went to chartwell, mum dropping us off. then when we went inside, we saw Jae and Lai and Nico LOL. sat with them. the movie was pretty good, and the 3D made it kinda better, even though the glasses pissed me off sometimes.

then after that Josh got macaroni and i went to get a Frozen Fanta from McD. the guy who served me there was like familiar, but i wasnt sure and i didnt say anything. so we ate our lunch, and we started to leave to somewhere when we saw Brent. i was like hmm, Brent. wtf..? then the revelation started revealing. (hahahahah wtf)

J= hey, what you doing here
B= oh, im just on my break. hey, kiki (waving to me)
K= oh, hi. (i still didnt get it)
so then the guys blablablaed for awhile. then i started to realise something.
K= wait, your on your break? what, you work in McDonald's ?
b= yep.
k= wait wait, were you the guy that ...
b= (loling and pointing at my fanta) i served you that fanta !
k= ooohhhhhhh .
j= omg, what a noob.
k= shut up. i wasnt sure! i thought it was someone i know...
then we left, with Brent doing some sort of a funny little wave that cracked me up.
haha ha ha.

then we walked around, and i bought a humongolous Cookies and Cream Mega Shake from Wendy's. it was actually an impulse buy coz i usually dont buy drinks that huge. ended up not finishing it anyway, even though Josh helped me drink it. so we went to bustop where we took the long way back home, circling around the base, dinsdale and etc LOL. got home and Josh did that thing mum asked him, one of our pipes fucked up or something. then we were just talking when i noticed a group of asian guys walking past my house. (of course)

then one of them looked familiar from the back. ok, it wasnt actually the back, more like his bright yellow glowing jacket. i was like, "is that DARWIN ?" and josh jumped up on the deck to see. then he yelled 'DAAARRWEEEN!" and dohee turned around. lol.

then i went with Josh to wait at his bustop where i did the most OWNAGE thing ever. HA HA. Josh might kill me if i describe the incident here, so just ask me if you wanna know (;


ily . x

finally ! my new template is done (ish) and im mega happy (ish) with how it looks.

have been working on it for the last 4 ITE class periods, and i am quite satisfied (ish) with it. sorry, i know im not much of a patient person and i get bored with my layout once a week, so everyone has to put up with this shit. (:

and im kinda not happy coz the sidebar things can only go up to 175px. and i cant change it coz the lines have to connect with the image thing above. GRRRR.

ohwell. planning another 'town escape' after school today.

when the bell rings - me + twin quickly gap to lockers and back to my house. i shall put a note on the door and hide the housekey somewhere so my beluved siblings can find it. and after that me and twin shall wait for the nearby Silverdale #2 bus and gap to town, where i shall watch with much amusement as Josh, Conor and Nico get their hair cut in that korean place.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA .

feeling lah di dah kinda depressed ish lately so im making a list of things that make me happy.

(yay, another list, like i havent got enough of those).
they shall be random.


things that make keyne happeeeee
one a unit test cancelled for the day for some reason.
two a huge as big project unit all done and finished and forgotten.
three ice creaming with bitches after school. or any other time, really.
four getting a rare glimpse of mega DAYYYM* hotness in the streets.
five singing along to good songs in the radio
six lol as lyrics to good songs.
seven pretending to be doing work at school.
eight getting caught doing something bad at school and coming up with the randomest excuses ever.
nine dancing and singing loudly and hypertically
ten going to the movies
eleven frozen coke and frozen fanta
twelve eating out
thirteen having long as lol sessions that are unstoppable
fourteen discussing and dissing bitches (:
fifteen eating *
sixteen getting my way after a heated argument
seventeen being allowed to do stuff i wanna do
eighteen talking about the randomest things ever on the phone
nineteen lol websites
twenty 'japanese no laughing game' on youtube. cracks me up everytime
twentyone inside jokes
twentytwo making lists
twentythree getting gifts (: and free food (:
twentyfour blogging
twentyfive being with my beluhved bitches
twentysix taking photos and being vain
twentyseven being crazy in public
twentyeight loling loudly and making people look
twentynine celine's LOL nerd glasses
thirty being jokingly sexual (ahm)
thirtyone the holidays
thirtytwo weekends and sleeping in
thirtythree the beach and playing with sand
thirtyfour the sun and SUMMER
thirtyfive shopping
thirtysix having $$ and being able to buy what i want
thirtyseven having funny arguments that last forever, and in the end no one even remembers what the problem was
thirtyeight dressing up and make up (:


i love ;

continuation of my well known noobness

dinner with family, yesterday. was quite in a bad mood, as josh already knew. dunno why, just school and a megazillion due dates looming up at my face.


we were eating chicken, and i was secretly texting under the table. suddenly i looked up with a new hungerness feeling. i asked aloud to no one in particular, "is there anymore rice in the cooker?"

no one answered immediately. mum was busy calling someone, and my brother was busy eating and so was my sister. suddenly my phone buzzed and i focused back on reading the new text message.

suddenly my mother randomly said "yeah, there's a bit left." i didnt reply cuz i didnt know what she was on about. then my brother said, louder, "yes, there's still some rice." i still didnt respond. he said even louder, "YES THERE IS."

i looked up, annoyed. "yeah? what ?"
"there's still some rice in the cooker."
"and ? so?"
".... didnt you ask if there were any left ?"
i was about to argue back when i finally realised he was right.
"oh." so i got up and got more rice.


the end. funny how this story is mega similar with the MSN convo with beetch.

to twin.


16/12/2OO8 - O2:34:O3 p.m. asdfghjkl.= cuz at d end of th day, th only person u cn rely on is urself

have any other truer words ever been spoken ?

maybe its not my business at all. it probably isnt. but if it involves/affects the people i care about, then im making it MY business. maybe i cant even do anything about it anyway. maybe i can. i just wanna let everyone know that i'll be there. even if you don't want me to be there, i probably will. unless i dont wanna be there for you. lol.

actions speak louder than words OR statuses. people change, i knew that, but i've been finding out quite recently the speed they change on. its mega fast. i cant keep up. if its too much work to keep up with people's changeness, i'd stop. i have my own life at my own pace, and the people i live with live their life with similar/same speed/pace as mine. if your too slow, or too fast, we wont end up living together. i wont be a part of your life. or maybe, sometimes when you wanna ditch someone, you run ahead and increase your pace temporarily (shitt, fuck biology and/or maths for all these terminologys) until the other person run out of breath and stop chasing you, then you go back to your normal pace. ive done this to people, and people's done this to me too. ITS LIFE.

so to any particular PEOPLE whom i've left behind, or who's left me behind.
to people i've left behind = sorry, but there's a reason people dont make it to your future.
to people who's left me behind = sorry i cant keep up anymore. have a nice life (:
cuz people change, and im part of that 'people' group. of course i change too.


on a totally different note, i am mega loving monsters vs. aliens PS2 game !!!! (i told you it was 'totally different'). its mega fun and addictive. sorry josh (: hey, your on Flyff half the time too. teeheeheehee.



xx.

what hurts the most ?

out of everything, every single goddam thing that happened to me in the past few months
reading twiin's blog on How Do You Know If You've Moved On just like made me start thinking.

there were lots of mega good times and heart beaty moments and there were, also, some mother fucking heart breaking moments and blah di blah.

but out of everything, i find that one thing hurt more than the others, it just keeps standing out cuz it just SUCKS and etc.

i dont hate you, but remember when you told me that "the ONLY reason i _____ you was because you _____ me first" i swear, omgg, never before a single sentence you said hurt me so much.


tee hee hee. forgive me for bringing up this stupid topic again, but i just had to get it out there. and twin's question, how do you know if you've moved on, still stands unanswered, or should i say unanswerable ?

even einstein wouldn't have been able to work this one out.

i could stay awake just to hear you breathing
watch your smile while you are sleeping
faraway and dreaming
i could spend my life in this sweet surrender
i could stay lost in this moment forever
well, every moment spent with you
is a moment i treasure
. i don't wanna miss a thing - aerosmith

all the time i wasted on you
all the bullshit you put me through
i'm checking into rehab
'cuz everything that we had
didn't mean a thing to you


lovedrunk boys like girls

omgggg,
HBD sexxyyy. mega big hearts for you.
x3 ilyyy

its mega amazing what a funny city Hamilton is. its filled with racist non asians, even racist asians, a tillion indians owning dairys (i am NOT being racist. this is a freaking fact. prove it yourself), blabla. being in a little city like this, where its ALWAYS peaceful and quiet, i never thought so many drama can happen. but it can.


yesterday. after school i went with beetch to meet up with josh. he came and we walked around ham east for awhile, then beetch had to go home. so me and josh continued the walk back home, then he had to go hide in warehouse for awhile, coz mum came home (teehehehee). when she left before 5 to get my siblings to their piano lessons, i gapped to warehouse immediately.

we walked around the warehouse, blabla, then decided i was hungry. (surprise, surprise.) walked to one of the bakery and spent a year looking up at the menu board, deciding what to get.

k= hey whats 'corn fritter' ? it sounds nice
j= i dunno, ask the guy who sells it
k= but i usually like corn. i like any type of corn, so i'll probably like it.
another 1O minutes of deciding...
k= i want the corn fritter.
j= okay, then, get it !
k= but i dont know what it is ! what if i dont like it ?!
j= then ask the guy who sells it !!!!!
k= oi, bitch, if i ask him, then all he'll say is 'its a fritter with corn', which would be of NO HELP at all.
j= omgg, its just $1.9O, try it anyway. ask him !
goes up to the counter.
k= excuse me, um, what's the corn fritter ?
asian guy= (with mega FOB asian accent) ohh, it is ahh, uhh, frittah with kooorn
k= ohhhhhh i seeeee. (whispers to josh) SEE. i told you he'll just say that. that explained EVERYTHING
j= .... (loling)

well in the end i got it anyway coz i was really curious what it was.
and it was goooooood.

a few times you've been around that track
but your ass is still fat, its gonna stay like that
coz i aint your hollaback boy
i aint your hollaback boy
hollaback boy - cobra starship

hahahahaha that song mega cracks me up.



the list is CONTINUED, muahahahah. bitch.

List of The Things Josh Disses Me About
1 my 'unwaterproof' shoes
2 my fat
3 how i need to 'exercise' to solve my 'fat problems'
4 how i always hear random words
5 how noob i am at 1 in the morning, half asleep- -
6 my spelling
7 the random words i say
8 my boobs - SLUT
9 my glasses
1O me jumping across puddles
11 the number of texts i have left
12 my 'small and for one person' umbrella
13 my dial up connection
14 my 'eye makeup' collection
15 my noobness
16 going into shops but not buying any
17 me + beetch's 3O minute lol sessions
18 me being 'miss popular' you jealous bitch
19 me texting '2.5 men' instead of the long inconvenient 'two and a half men'
2O shopping even though i have no money and i owe him $XX - -
21 my scaredness of that dog (IF YOU WERE THERE YOU WOULD"VE GET WHY IM SCARED OF THE STUPID THING)
22 mum's unfriendliness- -

bla bla.
you forgot my jacket. i hate you.

who says i cant be single
and have to go out and mingle?
babyy ; thats just me.
la la land - demi lovato


havent blogged in awhile. and have done like about 3 posts today. HAHAHAAH much. i have always been a last-minute(second) person, and everyone knows it.

read the 9 truth, 1 lie thing that rachel did. MEGA INTERESTING ! so i wanna do it too.
muahahahaha.

9 truth ; 1 lie
1 i made my brother get a cut in his head when he was 3 and we had to stitch it up
2 because i was bored once i went up to my apartment in the 42nd floor ONLY using the emergency stairs starting from the lobby
3 i have been given a First Warning by a principal (3 warnings and your out of the school)
4 i went to my relative's wedding and there was this guy there that honest to god looks like Vic Zhou from the Taiwanese F4
5 when mum told me we were moving to NZ i tried running away
6 i have been to a police station office thing
7 i have this great friend and we know each other because he was adding this girl's msn but accidentally misspelled it and added me instead
8 i have never been caught with my phone, EVER
9 i went to this Asian Tour thing when i was 3 and got myself a 4 year old HongKongnese boyfriend
1O i fell down a really long stair thing and crashed into my little sister's room and her sitter opened the door to see what happened and hit my head hard


start telling me which one's the lie (:

it's so deep its not even funny. i read this in agita's blog and it basically jumped off the page and slapped me in the face.

read.

"Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turn into sluts. Homework goes in the trash. Mobile phones are being used in class. Detention becomes suspension. Soda becomes vodka. Bikes become cars. Kisses turn into sex. Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst things you could get from boys were cooties? Dad’s shoulders were the highest place on earth and mum was your hero? Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were about who ran the fastest. War was only a card game. And the only drug you knew was cough medicine. When wearing a skirt didn’t make you a slut. The most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow? And we couldn’t wait to grow up".

i wanna be a kid forever.

working at the Holiday Programme with the kids do have its moments.
we were catching the bus to go to Callum Brae mini golfing for the day. the 4 leaders (me included) were spread out throughout the walking group, and i was in the back with this little 5 year old - named Tihea (shes sooooo cute). anyway she was walking really slow as and after awhile we got really behind the group. and soon it was only the 2 of us walking and i couldnt even see our group in front, coz they turned a corner.

k= hey, look, we're getting left behind. lets walk quicker !
t= oh no we cant see them anymore, they're behind that corner !
k= yeah lets hurry up or we might miss the bus and we'll be left here all by ourselves !
t= dont worry, we're not gonna miss the bus.
k= oh. how do you know? are you the bus driver?
t= (giggling) no ! but i'll just pray to heaven (looking and pointing up) and the bus will wait.
k= (LOL, WTF) okay. so have you started praying yet?
t= (giving me a ... look) no, cuz i'm still talking to you
k= (loling insidely)

hahahahahah she cracks me up. wtf, omg.
there's another one. we just finished the stupid golfing and were walking back to the Holiday Programme Centre.

t= oh i am so tired
k= yes, me too, but im more tired than you
t= no ! im more tired !
k= no ! me !
t= i'm a tillion times more tired than you.
k= well i'm a million billion zillion nillion lillion gillion sillion times more tired than you.
t= well im A HUNDRED TIMES more tired than you. thats WAY more than all those llions put together !
k= ......


i think i might ask her out. why cant guys our age be THIS cute.
(:

this happened like quite awhile ago but it still manages to crack me up everytime i randomly remember it.

me + beetch were in maths, not listening to mrs scissors going on about graphs or whatever. we were mega bored. then i took out my phone and took a peek at the screen.

k= omgg! i've got one new message !
c= huh, probably its from josh.
k= hmm, i wonder who its from (not listening to beetch)
c= (louder) its probably josh texting you some romantic, nice cute sweet thing.

so i kinda hidded the phone behind my pencil case and clicked show.

From = josh
Message = yo bitch, get top up or die

k= oh yes, its a highly romantic text. its so cuuuuuute.
c= awwwwww.

to my LUHVELLY grandmamma ;
the most loveliest of them all
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUU
YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY 18 YEARS OLD
(old is the right word for it)
HAHAHAHA jokes. loveyouuu ; hope you have a fab day
dont forget your walking stick !


xx

i dont even wanna be blogging right now but since i cant really do anything else, i thought i should be a good blogger once in awhile and update my stupid blog.

i am in auckland babyy. livinging with my dad for like 3 days ish. quiet fun, since he doesnt live in the usual city queen st place area. we're more like north auckland albany glenview place ? not sure. arrived here late as last night like 6ish, so just ate at home and watched some youtube (omgg the JOYS of non dial up internet !!) and some funny other shit, then slept.

woke up early this morning (GRRR). dad dropped me off at his friend's place. his friend had like 2 sons, 14 years old and 12 years old, but at first he said the oldest son was 17 so i was abit ...., but no. so we just went to Albany Mega Centre Place or whatever, and i did a bit of shopping while the boys went dragged around.. ish.. sorry ^^ bought 2 tops ! some cool jacket type thing from valleygirl, and also a grey top from jayjays. yay.

omg, i really cbf.

to josh = you know im yours. ily (:
to beetch = i havent talked to you in decades. I LOVE YOUUU
to twiin = shit bitch, the last time i saw you would've been like at the last ice age. WTF ?!


xxxxxxx.