a few times you've been around that track
but your ass is still fat, its gonna stay like that
coz i aint your hollaback boy
i aint your hollaback boy
hollaback boy - cobra starship

hahahahaha that song mega cracks me up.



the list is CONTINUED, muahahahah. bitch.

List of The Things Josh Disses Me About
1 my 'unwaterproof' shoes
2 my fat
3 how i need to 'exercise' to solve my 'fat problems'
4 how i always hear random words
5 how noob i am at 1 in the morning, half asleep- -
6 my spelling
7 the random words i say
8 my boobs - SLUT
9 my glasses
1O me jumping across puddles
11 the number of texts i have left
12 my 'small and for one person' umbrella
13 my dial up connection
14 my 'eye makeup' collection
15 my noobness
16 going into shops but not buying any
17 me + beetch's 3O minute lol sessions
18 me being 'miss popular' you jealous bitch
19 me texting '2.5 men' instead of the long inconvenient 'two and a half men'
2O shopping even though i have no money and i owe him $XX - -
21 my scaredness of that dog (IF YOU WERE THERE YOU WOULD"VE GET WHY IM SCARED OF THE STUPID THING)
22 mum's unfriendliness- -

bla bla.
you forgot my jacket. i hate you.