this happened like quite awhile ago but it still manages to crack me up everytime i randomly remember it.

me + beetch were in maths, not listening to mrs scissors going on about graphs or whatever. we were mega bored. then i took out my phone and took a peek at the screen.

k= omgg! i've got one new message !
c= huh, probably its from josh.
k= hmm, i wonder who its from (not listening to beetch)
c= (louder) its probably josh texting you some romantic, nice cute sweet thing.

so i kinda hidded the phone behind my pencil case and clicked show.

From = josh
Message = yo bitch, get top up or die

k= oh yes, its a highly romantic text. its so cuuuuuute.
c= awwwwww.