my romeo is a mofo

yesterday. i wanted to go straight home cuz i was hungry. and i just knew that i wanted noodles. so i had to gap home as fast as possible and make some and finish it before the other members of my family came home. if they catch me eating noodles then i'll be dead.

so there i was, walking home and on the phone with mofo. mofo said he was at the warehouse with Jae. so i told him not to leave warehouse before i get home, because i looked particularly shitty yesterday. mofo said OK, saying he'll most likely take the bus right in front of WH anyway. so i wasnt worried.

so i got home and immediately started making the noodles. then mofo called again, saying he'll be walking past my house because he missed the bus. since i'll be inside and he cant see me anyway, i was just like okay, i gotta finish my noodles now. bye.

then suddenly in the middle of eating noodles, i heard steps coming closer. SOMEONE WAS ON MY DECK ! i froze, saw the blue/grey school uniform through the closed blinds and thought i was dead. my brother came home even though he was supposed to be at AfterSchool Care ! i glanced down at my noodles and wondered how i can hide it/get rid of the noodly smell. i only had a couple of seconds before my brother opens the door, catching me with a bowl of noodles in front of me.

but something strange happened. instead of stopping in front of the door and opening it, the shadowy figure kept on walking to where i was sitting. next to the open window. hardly daring to look up, my heart beating faster and faster.. in the end i looked up cuz i was already busted anyway. and i saw... the mofo.

WTF ! he was grinning mofoly. i said 'wtf, i told you not to come, i thought you were just gonna walk past my house !' and mofo said 'i know, i was walking past it, then i couldnt help it, i had to see you ! cuz i know you're inside'. then he raped* me through the open window. even though i tried to hide my shitty face the whole time.

so that is that story of my unexpected encounter with the mofo. im not seeing mofo today. well, i was only gonna see him on monday then saturday this week, but for some reason i've seen him monday/tuesday/wednesday/thursday. hes a sneaky mofo, that one. and im seeing him again tomorrow, for the Thai Festival at 7.


i ♥ my mofo.